If you only laugh half as much as we did when we interviewed Franky Pelvis, you’ll still be laughing four times more than any average day (but only 1/32 as much as the audience at an Alonzo “Hamburger” Jones” performance).
LAFF MATH:
[We laughed] = 2x [You'll laugh] = .015 [HammmBURGER!]
HAVE I CONVINCED YOU TO LISTEN TO THIS YET?