The Pony needs a name.
This is my newly-adopted Yorkie/Jack Russell mix (he’s a Yakkie!). I was fostering him for a week and we made it official on Saturday. I’ve been calling him Pony (PONY2012!) because he’s little and all little animals are ponies. It is also short for Ponyboy Ratliff which is abbreviated PBR which also stands for Professor Blanket Rape.
And even though I might still call him The Pony as a nickname, I think he needs a better permanent name.
I looked at his papers from the shelter and his original name is AVCABATCHE. No joke. Avcabatche. I did a Google search to see if that is even a word and the only results are the ones at different pet adoption sites where this dog was listed. It’s not a word. It’s not a name. It’s Avcabatche (Superman’s less popular cousin’s catch phrase).
Anyway, this is where you come in. I’ve come up with a few names that might work. Vote for one. Or give me a new one. Don’t fill up my inbox with your hilarious joke names like Dr. Poopington Buttsley, III, because HAHA I GET IT THANKS! But if you have a seriously good suggestion after looking at this face, I want to hear it.
Thanks!
I also like Banjo and Scout. I call all cute dogs whose name I do not know Sparky. It is the name of a cute & happy dog. And he is SO CUTE. Congrats, Darci, from one dog mom to another!!!!
So far the “Other” suggestions are: Frederick, Stossel, Java, Sparky, Happy Banjo, Alvin, Gooey, Professor Paws, Brian Jerard “Kato” Kaelin, and Brony
Why are these all white-guy names?
More options from the “other” list:
Supercutes McDonald
Bath Salt
Methy
Funyuns®
Nick Nolte
Nacho
Mitt Ruffney
Officer Wags
Pringles
Barkdashian
Michael Landon
Hear-we-go BUD LIGHT® america
HershPuppy
Mc Grubber!
Lil’ Worm Factory™
River Phoenix II
Mr Mentos
NEMO in 3D
Pants
I am actually considering: Pants, Funyuns(R) and River Phoenix II
New contenders:
Jester Hairston (The Black Gentleman Who Played Rolly on “Amen”)
Burlington Coat Factory
Jason’s Deli